助眠宝典#23：《南国受难记》

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助眠宝典#23：《南国受难记》
MelaTome #23: "Tropical Misery"

助眠宝典#23：《南国受难记》

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《南国受难记》（428 页）

醒来。坐车。上班。坐车。吃糊糊，重新热过得。睡觉。这就是城市会计师史蒂夫·布里克斯每天的日常。就在史蒂夫以为自己会一辈子这样下去的时候，他赢得了一次去热带岛屿度假的机会，所有费用均可报销。一段难忘的冒险就此开始了吗？当然不是！史蒂夫入住酒店，待了整整两个星期。醒来。味道奇怪的糊糊。黑客椅子，不该有洞的地方全是洞。火光四射的枪口。睡去。一片宁静，极乐的虚无。看上五页你包你呼噜震天！

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MelaTome #23: "Tropical Misery"

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“Tropical Misery” (428 pages)

Wake up. Traffic. Work. Traffic. Scop, warmed over. Sleep. Just another day in the life of Steve Bricks, city accountant. Just when Steve thought nothing interesting would ever happen to him ever, he won an all-expenses-paid vacation to a tropical island. Was this the beginning of an unforgettable adventure? Fuck no! Steve checked into his hotel and stayed put for two whole weeks. Wake up. Weird-flavored scop. Deck chair with holes in all the most inconvenient places. Glaring sun. Sleep. Calm, blissful nothing. Five pages in and you'll be snoring like an asthmatic baby!

MelaTomes – books that'll knock you out!