I'm hereby authorizing all methods of "persuasion." Squeeze that scumbag dry. He deserves it – klepped a watch from the wrong douchebag. Loaded douchegbag, too. We find that watch and Mr. Douchey McDoucheface will reward us for our trouble. To summarize – give our gonk some real pretty shiners. I don't care if that watch is an arm's length up his ass – I want it.
