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鸡血 - 八大问题

鸡血，备受动物帮青睐的饮品，神奇的万灵药，让所有皮包骨头一心想练出块儿的的瘦皮猴梦寐以求的好东西。但是它安全吗？
很显然，对于男性来说它会产生一定的问题。确切地说，是八个问题！
以下是使用鸡血的八大危险：

性功能的短暂增强，紧接着是迅速萎靡。男性还有罹患阴茎异常勃起的风险（永久性的）。听起来爽歪歪，其实十分痛苦。
男性乳房发育症，意即为胸部肥大，通常不可逆
头部秃顶，同时胸部、后背、腹部和双腿毛发增生
皮肤变化，例如面部和双肩产生粉刺
肾脏问题导致的尿液蛋白质含量增加。肾脏瘢痕形成疑为局灶节段性肾小球硬化指征。
肌肉可能出现不对称，常导致肌肉组织撕裂
前列腺癌。每次尿尿都会疼。
而最后的大奖是：肝功能衰竭引发的黄疸和瘙痒性皮疹，乃至肝纤维化和肝癌。

还是想试试？不怕担风险？那就祝你好运！
咱们医院见…

Juice – Top 8 Dangers

Juice, the Animals' favorite drink, a miracle elixir, the dream-come-true of every scrawny, twig-limbed skeletor that dreams of having boulders and chesticles. But is it safe?
Apparently it poses particular problems for men – eight problems, to be exact!
Here are the top 8 dangers of using Juice:

A temporary increase in sexual ability followed by a sharp decline. Men are also at risk of priapism (perpetual erection). Sounds shimra, but it could be painful.
Gynecomastia, i.e. enlarged breasts, often irreversible
Balding on the head, but increased hair growth on the chest, back, stomach and legs
Changes in your skin, such as acne on the face and shoulders
Kidney problems resulting in increased protein content in urine. Kidney scarring may be an indication of Focal segmental glomerulosclerosis.
Muscles may grow asymetrically, often leading to muscle weave tearing
Prostate cancer. It'll hurt every time you take a piss.
And finally the winner – liver failure resulting in jaundice and pruritic rash, and even fibrosis and cancer of the liver.

Still interested? Not scared of the risks? Well then, good luck!
And see you in the hospital...

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