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对话记录：保罗和威尔
类型	笔记

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校对：忍者猫

对话记录：保罗和威尔
Archived Conversation: Paul and Will

对话记录：保罗和威尔

保罗：烦死了，到现在每次大家都还以为我是两个人
威尔：不过说实话我也不知道自己干嘛还在自己给自己写信
保罗：习惯了改不掉呗？把这儿当成日记写得了
保罗：总之我觉得我需要给咱俩起个外号
保罗：等等，什么“咱俩”，我是说我的两个身体
威尔：对，让那些脑子不好使的用一个名字叫两个我，他们非抽过去不可
威尔：要么就用脑半球当名字怎么样，左脑和右脑？
保罗：对就是这意思
保罗：我就是个天才
威尔：我觉得最好能听上去像真名，叫得上口那种
威尔：左右脑算什么事儿啊
威尔：又不是干解剖的
威尔：-_-
保罗：那就我叫左哥，你当右弟
保罗：啊啊啊啊，什么他妈你呀我的？我怎么跟精神分裂似的！我是说我，我选左哥
保罗：右边的就弟弟了呗
威尔：那凭什么就不是右哥和左弟呢？
保罗：那要不这样，一个左右左，一个右左右，大家都是大哥
威尔：我看靠谱

用户名保罗更改为：左哥
用户名威尔更改为：右哥

Archived Conversation: Paul and Will

PAUL: pisses me off almost everyone still thinks I'm 2 people
WILL: tho to be fair not even sure why I'm still using this old message thread
PAUL: force of habit? guess this is my dear diary now
PAUL: anyway I'm thinking I need nicknames for us
PAUL: wait, not "us", I mean both my bodies
WILL: yeah, gonna need those for all the gonkbrains out there who will short circ if they have to use 1 name for both of me
WILL: maybe something about brain hemispheres? left and right?
PAUL: yeah that's it
PAUL: I'm a genius
WILL: I just need them to sound like real names, so probz something exotic
WILL: otherwise I can already hear their cringy jokes: “Mr. Right? More like Mr. Wrong!” or "Hey Lefty, your other half is all right! "
WILL: etc. etc.
WILL: -_-
PAUL: we can use a random dictionary, translate left and right - maybe portuguese?
PAUL: GAHHHH which fucking we? I sound like a schizo! I mean ME, I will use a random dictionary
PAUL: Certo and Esquerdo - Right and Left
PAUL: easy, exotic, and only Brazilians and peeps with integrated translators will ever catch on
WILL: pretty slick
WILL: not like anyone I know blows their eddies on that foofy non-combat junk anyway

Username PAUL changed to: CERTO
Username WILL changed to: ESQUERDO